Aqua Dishtowel Set

I have long had a bit of a personal grudge about dishtowels. It seems that there is an unwritten law in the universe that the cute dishtowels are not allowed to work well, and  the ones that work well aren't allowed to be cute. 

What do I mean by "work well"? Well for one thing they need to be absorbent and not just smear water around on the dishes. They also need to come out of the laundry intact; the design should not have faded into a wispy shadow of its former self, and the edges should still be at the edges (rather than curled up into a permanently-creased wad.) Many times I have sent a cute and youthful dishtowel on its first voyage through the laundry only to see it come out looking like a haggard old delinquent - faded and rumpled.

The life of a dishtowel in my kitchen is quite tough - I have better things to do than coddle my linens. Only the strong survive. But that seemed to leave me with a collection of sturdy but boring (or downright unattractive) towels. 

I wanted fun dishtowels - cute dishtowels - splashy dishtowels - the kind you want to display in the kitchen. But I also wanted people to be able to dry their hands on them. And dry dishes with them. And use them as impromptu hotpads. Is this too much to ask??? Apparently so.

And thus I began my quest. Early experimentation with production samples yielded results that combined all of my worst pet hates. The early versions didn't absorb water. They shrank drastically in the wash. The design instantly faded into dowdiness. The edges rolled up like a party horn, never to be seen again. 

I decided that what I clearly needed was the same sturdy effectiveness you find in cloth diapers. If you think about it, it stands to reason that diapers are engineered to be SOFT and ABSORBENT - the same two qualities necessary in the perfect dishtowel! I realized I needed to find someone who would produce my designs on a birdseye weave cotton. And eventually I did!

The fabric for these towels is specially woven for me in India, a country known for its gorgeous cotton. And the vivid, cheerful color of the designs last fabulously through multiple washings. Of course they fade a bit as time wears on, but they age very gracefully and don't look hideous and old after their first wash. And the edges stay put! 

I am really thrilled with these and couldn't more passionately recommend them as cheerful little workhorses for your kitchen!

The "Geranium" pattern is based off of some absolutely CRAZY wallpaper that we uncovered in our kitchen renovations. Picture this design - but instead of the tasteful white flowers you see here they are an incredible orangey-red and the scale is much larger than seen here on the dishtowels. It also appeared that whoever covered the walls with it had also decided to shoot the moon and do the floor in an electric teal linoleum at the same time. You just have to admire the sort of personality they must have had and I wish I could shake their hand! I knew that wallpaper needed to be preserved somewhere in the house (but perhaps toned down a notch or three) and so I replicated the design and changed the colorway and used it on curtains in my living room. And now it's gone through yet another change and is showing up on dishtowels in the same kitchen that inspired the design in the first place . . . which I love!

The "Blenheim Stripe" pattern is very loosely copied from a wallpaper hanging on the walls of Blenheim Palace in Woodstock, England. Incidentally, I had one of my most embarrassing moments at a champagne and canapes event at Blenheim Palace . . . but that is a story for another time and I'm afraid it wasn't then that I saw the wallpaper so it's hardly relevant. I actually only glimpsed the (very brown) wallpaper in a film which was shot in the palace and I know nothing more about it . . . not even what part of the palace it's in. So really the only thing that connects this to the palace is the name . . . 

The minute you open this package, grab a hold of the tags on each dishtowel and give them a quick yank to detach. They are only there for an initial burst of information and definitely not there for longevity. I would hate to think of you with curled up little crinkly paper tags inside these beautiful towels - so do me a favor and chuck them out.